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Showing posts with label Lil Kim. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lil Kim. Show all posts
Thursday, February 12, 2015
New Music: Lil Kim - "Trap Queen (Remix)"

Girl. Kimberly. I wanna believe in you but I can't. You're like an old ass overweight stripper, 30 years and 6 kids in, that refuses to get TF off the pole. Like bow out gracefully. By now you should be co-owner of the strip joint or a Madame or some shit. Know your worth and status, Kimberly. You've paid your dues. We loved your crass ass lyrics, pre-incarceration. You were a bomb ass emcee. But, now? Today? In 2015? I just want you to hang it up, flat screen. Please. I'm literally BEGGING you. After that atrocity of a mixtape [read it: here] I sincerely believed you were done. I let the other "remixes" slide because I thought you were just getting it out of your system but you go too far. At this stage in your geriatrics no one, and I mean not one living soul, wants to hear you rap about your vagina. Nope. Then couple that with this tragic ass auto tune and you've officially created a natural disaster. A recurring one, apparently, because you're persistent than a motherfucker to stay in these rap streets.
Honestly, your flow remains sick. This I won't deny you. It's your lyrics that kill me each and every time. I need to get you a damn time machine so you can stop living in the past. Oh well. Listen to "Trap Queen (Remix)" below:
 Natasha Marie


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Friday, September 12, 2014
Unwanted Music: Lil Kim - The Hardcore Mixtape


Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly. I can fully understand why you dropped The Hardcore Mixtape on 9/11. This is certainly a tragic day in American history. Hip hop mourns the death of your career. I wanted soooo badly for you to succeed. I thought if there was ever an artist gully enough to come
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Thursday, August 7, 2014
Monday, August 4, 2014
"Did I Hear These Bitches Say My Name?!" Starring Lil Kim...

And the winner of the 75th Annual Struggle Games is...KIMBERLY JONES! The struggle is REAL. At this point she should be downright embarrassed! If you want to return to Pride Rock to take your rightful place as King this is not the way to go about it.
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