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Saturday, June 20, 2015

I spoke on MOTHA's shady ass single "Infinity" [Listen: here] a while back and I would be remiss not to mention the recent drop of her new #1s album (which includes her latest single as a bonus BTW). Let me explain something to you: MARIAH CAREY IS A LEGEND!!! Plain and simple. So if you love her music why wouldn't you want to snatch up her most classic songs when made available?!? Let's be real: SHE SANGS!
The best part of knowing Mariah Carey is the Messiah is seeing all you wayward souls seething. I see the hate. I see the PRESSEDNESS. Yes. Pressedness; a verb; the state of being overly pressed. Y'all over here critiquing her vocals, worrying about whether or not she photoshops, and who she's dating, meanwhile she's YOUR fave's FAVE, and YOUR fave is FLOPPING hard. Like in THEIR prime! MOTHA was unstoppable in HER prime. And please believe if she put down the alcohol, wine, etc. and trained for just one week she'd sing circles around ANYBODY. Period. But she doesn't have to because she's Mariah CareyI know hating is a bear's necessity but all you badly built jungle book rejects gotta stawp witcho uglasses. Please take your asses over to the Disney Vault and retrieve your fave's last successful ANYTHING. Honestly, all of the lambs are sitting with a glass of wine like "who's your fave?"
And if you're a young thing and just don't know the magnitude of her greatness then go ahead and click on this here spotify link so that you can listen to the greatness that is MOTHA. By then you'll want nothing more than to head on over to iTunes and purchase it. This, my dear friends, is what real music used to sound like.
#1 To Infinity is available online and in stores NOW!!!

Natasha Marie


Natasha Marie
Written by Natasha Marie

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